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Thank you unsung hero for paying it forward. via The Jeep Wrangler “Stormtrooper” edition has to be the safest car on the market. You’re guaranteed not to hit anything. via Go see a psychiatrist, they said. She’ll help with your self esteem, they said. via So that’s why they drive like that. via Alice in Chains. via Gordon got burnt! via I was proofing my 8 year old’s homework when I stumble upon this gem. via I’ll bet he’s the butt of everyone’s jokes. via Redneck murder. via In Ontario they are serious about equal rights. via Depends. via This town in Wales. via Promotion at my local store. via Fancied a coffee in Hanoi the other day, but when I found the nearest coffee shop I decided against it, who knows where their organic milk actually comes from. via Accidentally boiled a cracked egg. via You sold me. via The weather alert this morning. via

Funny Pictures – June 26, 2018

I’m a beginner beekeeper and I am told that a sting to the face is a rite of passage..So I have that going for me..which is nice. via These care instructions on my son’s swim diaper. via I thought it seemed like a reasonable offer. via Apparently there is a yard sale in my friend’s neighbourhood. via The best place to hide from Animal Control is right under their nose. via Delaying the inevitable. via I can’t read this chalkboard without singing it in my head. via Salty and long.. via Saw this in the window of a bar in Iceland. via Turns out the Ronaldo statue was realistic all along. via Internet trolls consolation. via Does this dress make me look.. via When you ask for “as much mild sauce as you can give me without getting fired”. 175 packets. via This is the guitar pick I use to play quarter notes. via I bought two lattes. via Palm tree. via Saw this one on the highway. via Found this at work. via A coworker informed me my Deus ...

US to Increase Admission of Refugees to 100000 in 2017, Kerry Says - New York Times

New York Times US to Increase Admission of Refugees to 100000 in 2017, Kerry Says New York Times BERLIN — The Obama administration will increase the number of refugees the United States is willing to... <script type="text/javascript" src="http://ift.tt/1InAP22; <noscript><a href="http://ift.tt/1InAP24 for "News Just For You".</a> Powered by <a href="http://ift.tt/1FhTeHg Feed Informer</a></noscript>  <div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style "> <a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a> <a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a> <a class="addthis_button_pinterest_pinit"></a> <a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a> </div> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_address...

Funny Pictures – July 20, 2017

I keep the leg of every pirate I kill. via ….Found the spoon honey. via Rate my GF’s sunburn. via Has science gone too far? via A woman came to us (I.T department) and had written down the whole bluescreen error. via A book review from Snoop. via This sums up the quality of our road work in Québec, Canada. via Julius Caesar pencil holder. via Practice makes perfect. via The aisle to avoid. via Sign for a dog park in my city. via My wife told me to grab the sweet potatoes from the cupboard… via The most interesting person I’ve seen in an airport. via Please avoid drinking tea. via Uh… thanks for the warning? via The girl in front of me was excited about her first flight. This was how we spent the entire two hours. via Say hut again. SAY HUT again! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say hut one more time. via Spotted in local parking lot. via The trial of champions. via I don’t think I can make it till the end of this ...

Funny Pictures – March 15, 2020

Got this big roll of toilet paper as a gag gift for Christmas. Whose laughing now!? via Protected via Grocery store in Michigan sold all but one chicken. via Winner of the worst tasting cereal contest. via Toilet paper cake spotted at Publix. via The electrical section is oddly sexual.. via Prince Charmin via Local roadworks.. British optimism at it’s best! via Tempting! via Our cat cares not for human struggles. via Wipes Right via Slumdog millionaire via

14 Nerdy Places Where You Can Get Your Geek On

Conventions are great, but one weekend a year (or two, if you live near a major metropolitan area) is simply not enough anymore — the geek community is growing, and business owners take notice. Over the last decade, growth continues in barcades, gaming cafes, and other geek-inspired locales, as well as events going on outside of the convention circuit. In almost every state across the U.S. you'll find a thriving geek community with a hangout geared towards their tastes. See also: 6 Bags That Charge Your Devices While You Travel So whether you're exploring in your own backyard or jetting off to another part of the country, here are 14 different geek-inspired venues and events to connect you to the geek community all across the United States. Read more... More about Travel , Lifestyle , Travel Leisure , Work Play , and Future Of Travel

Apple's Next-Generation Devices May Include a Fingerprint Scanner

The next generation of Apple devices may include a fingerprint scanner. A newly published patent obtained by the company shows a fingerprint scanner that could be embedded within products. Rumored to be included in the upcoming iPhone 5S, the scanner would add an extra layer of security to the iPhone SEE ALSO: Top 25 Free iPhone Apps of All Time For instance, when you’re sliding to unlock the phone, it will also simultaneously scan your fingerprint. If it detects that the person swiping isn’t you, he or she won’t be allowed to use your phone, and will remain locked out. This isn't the first time that Apple has looked at fingerprint technology. The Cupertino, Calif. company acquired fingerprint-scanning firm AuthenTec last year, causing many to suspect that it would be including a fingerprinting feature in upcoming devices. Read more... More about Iphone , Apple , Patent , Tech , and Mobile

ARM Acquires Internet Of Things Startup Sensinode To Move Beyond Tablets And Phones

As more reports of ARM-based Windows and Apple devices continue to fill the airwaves — the latest being reports of a Surface 2 and Nokia’s first Windows tablet, along with upcoming iPhone handsets — the Cambridge, UK-based semiconductor technology powerhouse is pressing ahead with its bigger ambition be at the heart of all connected devices: today the company announced that it is acquiring Sensinode Oy , a Finland-based startup that develops internet-of-things software. This is a bolt-on purchase: ARM says that for now it will continue to sell Sensinode’s NanoStack and NanoService products to existing and new customers. Financial terms of the deal were not disclosed. ARM’s move beyond smartphones and tablets — the two areas where you are most likely to hear its name these days, specifically in connection with companies like Apple, which designs its own ARM-based chips for its devices — is not a new one. When its longtime CEO Warren East stepped down last year to be replaced by insi...

Funny Pictures – February 3, 2018

How to spot a dragon using an illusion spell. via Horny Goat Weed Review. via Kiss of Poseidon. via When you finally have something to talk about. via Groundhog Day flowers for my wife. via Uber Fact #3248 via That’s a very good point, local Mexican restaurant. via Girlfriend’s eye doctor hit her with a good ol’ dad joke today. via Just tell me how many paper towels I’m getting, Bounty. via See me after class! via I was almost insulted before I realized it was a bean and cheese burrito. via Uber hungry? via I told them it’s with a PH. (Stephen Flynn). via Bestest English! via A toilet door in a London bar. via Hunt Valley Dental. via In India, WhatsApp can be used for anything. via This road sign north of Cairns, Australia. via Last night in Minneapolis. via I’m sure I’ve seen this film before Sky. via

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