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Funny Pictures – April 30, 2017

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22 Pictures of Animals Close to Extinction with a Pixel Representing Each One Still Alive

Back in 2008 the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) produced a saddening campaign entitled WWF Japan – Population by pixel. The hard-hitting campaign showed us just how low the numbers are for certain endangered species, using a unique visual representation of one pixel per animal still alive. Sadly some of the pictures have so few pixels, making it impossible to see the species in question. A man named JJSmooth44 has created an up-to-date set of images using the python programming language and the results are upsetting. African Wild Dog. Estimated between 3000 and 5500 remain. Amur Leopard. Estimated about 60 remain. Amur Tiger. Estimated about 450 remain. Asian Elephant. Estimated between 40000 and 50000 remain. Bengal Tiger. Estimated about 2500 remain. Black Footed Ferret. Estimated about 300 remain. Black Rhino. Estimated about 5000 remain. Blue Whale. Estimated between 10000 and 25000 remain. Bonobo. Estimated between 10000 and 50000 remain. Bornean Orangutan. Estimat

Funny Pictures – May 1, 2019

The sign reads “Russian cuisine”. via Shots fired via Tails The Fox via I love my city… Never change Chicago. via Bad neighborhood via Ageing Marilyn Manson looks like Nicholas Cage playing the Joker in a Burton movie. via This guy doing ludicrous speed down the highway this morning. via Well, they weren’t lying. via I’m locked and loaded. via Saw this on a local stop sign. via My cab driver in Hong Kong plays Scrabble and controls the Hubble while getting me to the airport. via No Pie Zone via My work stocking a new sandwich. via My dog when somebody knocks on the door. via This guy cut me off this morning and I’m not even mad. via Finally a workout I can complete. via Wise Guys Haircuts via I want to travel the world with Ben. via We know little buddy…we know via Pickin’ me up some 50 Shades Of Grain, Porn Flakes, Rice Friskies, Special D and Cheery Hoes. via

Earth-Sun ideal combination for intelligent life, once thought commonplace in the universe – now determined by science to be ‘extremely extremely’ rare

A new study suggests that there are around 700 quintillion planets in the universe, but only one like Earth. It’s a revelation that’s both beautiful and terrifying at the same time. Astrophysicist Erik Zackrisson from Uppsala University in Sweden arrived at this staggering figure — a 7 followed by 20 zeros — with the aid of a computer model that simulated the universe’s evolution following the Big Bang. Zackrisson’s model combined information about known exoplanets with our understanding of the early universe and the laws of physics to recreate the past 13.8 billion years. Zackrisson found that Earth appears to have been dealt a fairly lucky hand. In a galaxy like the Milky Way, for example, most of the planets Zackrisson’s model generated looked very different than Earth — they were larger, older and very unlikely to support life. The study can be found on the pre-print server arXiv, and has been submitted to The Astrophysical Journal. – Discovery

Funny Pictures – October 2, 2020

Clocks go forward this weekend in Australia. via Found this review on amazon for a lock pick. via In case you were questioning the spice level.. via I can’t tell if this strawberry is seducing me or eating its young. via Potato butt via The Last Hairbender via This elevator notice at the University of Alabama. via Post Apocalyptic Fiction has been moved. via Someone put googly eyes on this tree stump. via My wife wanted a new door mat. I approve of the new door mat. via We got a slightly odd eggplant today.. via Caught this hat in line getting booze. via Sure it is.. via I ran the entire department at my workplace and had it operating better than it has in many years. My company treated me horribly and never appreciated everything I know and do. Tomorrow is my last day, and they are now starting to panic, so I got them this card. via Only used once.. via We’ve just put up scaffolding on our house. Our cat has now discovered it’s great for sp

Funny Pictures – April 25, 2017

The day has come. via Teaching kids the harsh reality of life. via Garth Vadar. via Pre-sale preparation. via You know it’s spring in Canada. via Oh the joy! via Me 5 seconds after I order pizza. via You merely inherited the fitness. via So what holiday do you think this is for? via Dollar Hat. via Meanwhile, in Chicago… via How to instantly improve any cookbook. via Little bother. via Now this is a perfect place for a kids playground. via Who thought this was a good idea? via Thanks. The Dept. of Redundancy Department. via Local Sheriff’s deputies taking their prom detail very seriously. via Never Trust A Snake. via They’re just trying to help alleviate you of your evil. via

Funny Pictures – March 24, 2017

The title of every date I’ve ever been on. via The Louvre, USA. via My step sister works in Costa Coffee and had this note left for her today. via Velociraptor. via This No Smoking sign in China has some exceptions… via It strikes again. via Pregnancy question. via “Sorry, sir. I’m afraid you have Barkinson’s syndrome”. via Big Chicken Pawn. via And the creepiest welcome mat award goes to… via World’s Largest Building concept design for NYC, I may have made one tiny change to the 2nd pic. via School bullies. via I’ll drink yr bluuuud! via Survival 101. via One of my friends was diagnosed with a peanut allergy. I made and sent him this. via Royal Jordanian’s response to the “big electronics” ban on flights from some countries. via 3 Stages of Man. Useful signs. via He’s always watching. via The last thing a piece of bread sees. via

Funny Pictures – February 10, 2020

The power of makeup. via Water pipe in Romania, they’ve found a use for their stockpile of vampire stakes. via Welcome to my offish. via The right way to carry your boss’s body after you kill him. via Want a new challenge? via Nice “Four head” via He loves doing this. via Coronavirus protection for cats via Finally got their booty. via Trampoline for sale. Collection only. via You seeing this??! via Muscle Lamp via Stumbled upon a satanic duck ritual. via Protected by Ernie via I made a mistake. via Girl Scouts setup shop outside my local dispensary. via This Harry Pooper Sorting Hat birthday cake, made by my wife. via My dad and I found an invisible bench! via Local Asian restaurant has instructions on how to use chopsticks. via

Funny Pictures – February 11, 2020

I work at a company where the staff are 85% female and we just hired 3 new male team members. The ladies are taking it well. via Who hates speeding tickets? via A quick way to get the dogs to behave. via Want to play a game? via This brutal honesty from a student was sweet but also hilarious. I’m the one in 2nd place. via Hey! via Hasta la vista, baby. via How to keep baby safe in the car. via Good ol date night via One step closer to pod racing. via No Puffin! via This guy.. via Coronavirus protection for dogs. via There are two ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day. via Found this gem in a truck stop. via My dog waking up from a nap and still riding his pain meds.. via

Funny Pictures – May 12, 2020

Today one of my 4th grade students renamed himself “reconecting…” on our Zoom call and pretended that he was having internet issues to avoid participating in our lesson. via We tried taking a family photo. via I guess it’s positive. via Someone was bored. via My 30 year old brother (fully cognitive) made this for my mom this Mother’s Day. via Seen in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. Wonder how business is going.. via My daughters job only allows black pants and no rips. Her normal pair was still in the washer, so she hacked it. via The worst kind of berries. via I caught this saucy Miata flirting with me. via I made a mistake today. via Would you rather? My kids are so bored! via Pregnant wife ordered cheese fries, this isn’t going to end well.. via

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