Funny Pictures – May 20, 2015

This kid’s got it made.

I thought the customer was always right?

Always look on the bright side.

Day 17. One of the dogs has become suspicious of me.

Turns out banana hangers are far cheaper than headset hangers.

Today I witnessed the miracle of birth on the way home from work.

Church of Bacon

Illegal aliens stealing our jobs…

Love NJ

Graffiti at the gas station.

Titty Twister

Need a tattoo? My 2-year-old son will give you one at 4am while you’re sleeping.

I need a similar sign for work.

“Digging a hole … why do you ask?”

Spread some cheese!

FreeBill!

So in the UK we’ve started advertising budget prostitutes on buses.