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30 great one-liners

January 28, 2016

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Funny Pictures – March 16, 2019

Childhood memory #261 Being hit in the shins by these bastards from hell. via Will this fit children? via My parents collect old stuff and my dad just came home with this. Do I tell them? via Everyone who hates speeding tickets… via You could learn to spell. via Wifi password via He sleeps like a murder chalk outline via In the end, Waldo finds himself. via Vandalism at its finest. via Japanese toilet throwing shade. “Take another step forward. Sorry, it’s not long enough.” via Evacuation Map via It’s just another Classic on the Wall. via Thanks Google translate. via At a highway gas station. via I did this to all the s10s in the store. via Beware! via

The Final 4 Disrupt Europe Startups: Asap54, Import.io, Lock8, Voicesphere

It might have been a long time coming, but the first ever TechCrunch Disrupt Europe , held in Berlin, has been a fantastic window into the burgeoning European tech startup ecosystem. Plus, it has surpassed our expectations on attendance, passing 2,000 delegates over two days. Well known players from Silicon Valley have been rubbing shoulders with the cream of Europe's entrepreneurs and investors, TechCrunch Writers and Editors, as well as TechCrunch Founder Michael Arrington and AOL CEO Tim Armstrong. Rocket Internet's Marc Samwer made a rare appearance, as did Marco Boerries of Number Four, Airbnb's Nathan Blecharczyk, Benchmark Capital's Matt Cohler, to name just a few. Tomorrow, we'll hear from more speakers such as Alexander Ljung (Soundcloud), Jose Neves (Far Fetch), Brent Hoberman (PROFounders Capital, Founders Forum), Christophe Maire (Angel Investor), Patrick Collison (Stripe) and Aaron Levie (Box), among others. And Tuesday will also see the the Startup Bat...

Kids, Listen to LeVar Burton and Go the F*ck to Sleep

With Reading Rainbow set to make a comeback , the show's LeVar Burton is encouraging young people to open a f*cking book During a Rooster Teeth 24-hour "Extra Life" live stream, Burton read Go The F*ck to Sleep by Adam Mansbach in the soothing voice more often associated with wholesome childhood picture books Nice work, LeVar, but no one will ever top Samuel L. Jackson's rendition . OK Go's Umbrella Choreography in New Music Video Won't Let You Down Badass Father and Son Jam Out While Mom Is Gone 'Divinity: Original Sin' Has the Most Innovative RPG Combat in Years The Most Enjoyable Google Glass Review You'll Watch Read more... More about Youtube , Books , Viral Videos , Levar Burton , and Watercooler

Funny Pictures – February 27, 2018

Thank you unsung hero for paying it forward. via The Jeep Wrangler “Stormtrooper” edition has to be the safest car on the market. You’re guaranteed not to hit anything. via Go see a psychiatrist, they said. She’ll help with your self esteem, they said. via So that’s why they drive like that. via Alice in Chains. via Gordon got burnt! via I was proofing my 8 year old’s homework when I stumble upon this gem. via I’ll bet he’s the butt of everyone’s jokes. via Redneck murder. via In Ontario they are serious about equal rights. via Depends. via This town in Wales. via Promotion at my local store. via Fancied a coffee in Hanoi the other day, but when I found the nearest coffee shop I decided against it, who knows where their organic milk actually comes from. via Accidentally boiled a cracked egg. via You sold me. via The weather alert this morning. via

Fate has no love for those who pursued the impeachment of Bill Clinton. - New Republic

New Republic Fate has no love for those who pursued the impeachment of Bill Clinton. New Republic Newt Gingrich, who led the charge against Clinton, lost the speakership in 1998 over his own extra-marital dalliances, while his successor Dennis Hastert, who shepherded the impeachment in the wake of Gingrich's disgrace, has confessed to sexually ... and more » Cyber Network News (Internet News) Quantum Science News (Science News) ARE YOU AWAKE!!!! News Just For You (World News) Neura l Network (Tech/Gaming) AWAKE NEWS (Politic News) THE NEWS RAG eNews Paper NEWS JUST FOR YOU MAIN WTF NEWS Odd News UFO NEWS UFO NEWS MAIN Eviland (Ghost / Paranormal) EVILAND Main GIF Animations FML (Funny Viral Videos) Zombie Games (Flash Games) Vintage Collectibles Cyber Network News on Facebook Quantum Science News on Facebook

Funny Pictures – October 14, 2019

Found in Central Park. Stephen, if you’re out there, keep doing you. via Walking the dogs and saw this today. via They sell the God damned Sandworm from Beetlejuice at Home Depot and I can’t tell if life is over or just beginning. via My cat’s new tag. via RANDO via I just got my electrical and computer engineering bar crawl t shirt… Definitely going to cause some memory leaks. via The people at the table next to us were celebrating a birthday… via Motivate your answer.. via This sign in an antique store. via Door to a staircase via This sign at my local arcade. via Dollar General knows what’s up. via Hold on! I am on my way. via My mother-in-law just received this birthday card from a student for her 60th birthday. via Home Vasectomy Kit via

Funny Pictures – March 15, 2020

Got this big roll of toilet paper as a gag gift for Christmas. Whose laughing now!? via Protected via Grocery store in Michigan sold all but one chicken. via Winner of the worst tasting cereal contest. via Toilet paper cake spotted at Publix. via The electrical section is oddly sexual.. via Prince Charmin via Local roadworks.. British optimism at it’s best! via Tempting! via Our cat cares not for human struggles. via Wipes Right via Slumdog millionaire via

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30 great one-liners

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