Funny Pictures – September 24, 2016

My commute’s about to get a lot shorter. They’re installing a Stargate outside of the building where i work.

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Had to leave a message to my mail carrier when I got this one.

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Not entirely sure I need to beware..

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Some guy tried to copy my tattoo artist’s work = nipple tattooed on his arm.

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She knows..

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My new plate came in this week. How it wasn’t taken, I have no clue, but it’s all mine now.

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A pharmacy professor looked up students twitter accounts after an exam. The next class day he decided to put them on the screen before lecture. These are some of the results.

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My buddy’s friend is an art teacher and sometimes leaves sketches on the whiteboard. Here’s an example of one.

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Well, Clarice – have the lambs stopped screaming?

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Yip-yip-yip-yip… Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Some people say the pentagram protects my house from evil spirits.

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A friend of mine thought the alarm system should show some urgency.

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My girlfriend caught a fish.

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My weight watchers utensils just came in…

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