Funny Pictures – September 28, 2017

In my defense, he isn’t that good yet.

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She won’t go near the peanut butter.

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Cushion on the right slightly discolored.

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The longer a cop is behind you.

by Matt Shirley

I asked my wife what nickname she wanted for her upcoming 10km run.

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Got solidly propositioned by my car on the way into work today.

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It’s called a tasting and its classy.

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My wife has never seen Seinfeld and asked “What puffy shirt?” before she left for work.

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Sorry ladies, you’re going to have to wait.

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Two different restaurants. No affiliation. Located just up ahead.

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Please do not season the birds.

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Sometimes it’s the little things at work that make it all bearable.

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There is definitely nothing wrong with this stock photo at all.

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Thieves beware.

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Was yawning.. got rudely interrupted.

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My internet went down yesterday, and the reason was totally nuts!

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Some people have pretty specific tastes, I guess.

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Just carrots taking a bath…

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Santa looking like hes gonna risk it all.

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Very on-brand license plate.

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