Funny Pictures – May 18, 2018

Birthday card I made for my sister who is allergic to the full spectrum of human emotion.

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Me too house, me too.

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How dumb do my parents think I️ am?

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And my Dad is my protractor.

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How to get the inside story.

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Didn’t notice until after I stole the pen. Good work Jerry.

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Step 1: try to take cute pic of dog and baby. Step 2: dog sneezes during pic. Step 3: accidentally capture my dogs inner demon, and my son thinks it’s funny.

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That’s why cap is a virgin.

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Shadows.

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This sign in the Asian supermarket.

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I had a loud toilet session, wife laughed, got home from work to find this.

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It’s real..

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Hope nothing happens.

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My dog is a kung-fu master.

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A guide to bra sizes.

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Farming.

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Was told my cat looks like Putin, so I give you this.

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This coke I saw on display in this vending machine may need to be changed.

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For the Royal Wedding tomorrow, my child’s nursery said the kids can dress as Princes or Princesses. We went for The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

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