Funny Pictures – September 9, 2018

My Uber driver was a slimmer, cooler, mustached version of myself.

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Are those human arms!?

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Don’t care for the rules in this lift.. I enjoy giving Shortbread to dwarves.

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Clean shaven.

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Hmm.

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Dark licence plate.

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This shirt.

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The balloon guy had a binder for kids to pick what they wanted, the last page was the best.

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I feel like he’s the one who put up the sign.

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Was bored at the vets.

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Seems legit.

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My best friends kid signed my engagement card. I hope it does too, Olivia.

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Kitty is not pleased with watermelon.

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The unthinkable has just happened to my Granddad.

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Cheesy grocery store sign.

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This sign wasn’t wrong.

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