Funny Pictures – December 15, 2018

Reporting live from Hong Kong, Brazil.

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My son asked the elf to bring him a Nintendo switch. He found this in his stocking this morning and was sorely disappointed. He is now drawing a picture for the elf, trying to help him understand what he really wanted.

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The irony.

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Hairdos

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Pretty sure my fortune cookie is telling me to masturbate…

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My wife likes to shake her presents when I’m away, so I’m putting a cardboard tube full of marbles in with her gift.

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Bartender!

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It’s getting hot in here.

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He thinks he can sleep and eat at my house without working.

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Did our Christmas Card in 10 minutes at JCPenney.

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My latest client commissioned a painting of Mr. Clean taking a dump. (Oil on canvas)

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Why are you littering? (Shete Boka National Park, Curacao).

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Sporty exhausts

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I always have high expectations for leggings.

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Cheating on a test level: Expert

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The passive aggressive Post Office.

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

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“JOY”

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I sneak this ornament onto my wife’s meticulously decorated tree every Christmas… she has yet to notice in 3 years.

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The most pointless task ever.

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