Funny Pictures – March 26, 2019

Pay yo rent

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This is how I fit into a brand new corvette. Shin and head angle were brutal. The salesman was laughing his ass off and snapped this pic.

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My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball, so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he’s seeing the future.

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Trying to come up with a way to get my family on-board with composting. Added some eyeballs and named him Oscar.

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Congratulations

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I wonder if he read the sign.

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What are your hours?

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Dave is one lucky guy!

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Treat your mom to a margarita…

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Tennis balls are flat! Wake up!

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“Does it look like I’m going downstairs?”

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Dunno whether to laugh or cry…

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They promised discreet packaging…

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This dog’s raincoat and shoes.

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My aunt didn’t have a cat carrier, so she improvised.

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If my gym had one of these, I’d be ripped.

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Saw this at Whole Foods.

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The day I got my vasectomy!

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