Funny Pictures – September 16, 2019

Spent 10 minutes snapping pics of my wife so she could have ‘The perfect sexy Instagram photo.’ When she was finally happy, I asked her to return the favor. We got this beauty in one take.

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Felt cute

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Prison Break

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My wife says I look like a proud new mother.

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My son asked for an octopus pancake, and I may have accidentally summoned some sort of Eldritch horror instead.

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Someone has some explaining to do…

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I had a promo code for 250 free business cards, so I made cards for my wife and I.

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The 4 No-No’s

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“Your license and registration, please. And keep all those tentacles where I can see them!”.

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On our way to Isengard

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The hero we need.

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My local Domino’s is getting into fitness.

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Every deputy

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I’m sitting at Walmart waiting on our new TV. This is how the order screen displayed my name.

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“We all float down here”.

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It’s like she was born for that job.

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Exactly what I was looking for!

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A great pairing

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Patrick just chillin’

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