Funny Pictures – October 1, 2019

The Dutch police arrested man and his bird for a burglary. Due to not having a cage the police put the bird in jail, on water and bread. The local news media put a black bar on his face.

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Coach of the year

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I sat on the toilet, closed the door, and my 2 year-old decided I wasn’t pooping fast enough.

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Garlic Secrets

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The 2 options available when buying pants.

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When life gives you a rainbow shield, nothing can bring you down.

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This Homer Simpson cloud.

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There, all better.

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Gas prices are hellishly high in California!

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I wish I took a video, but this lady was hitting her engine with her shoe!

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Tell me, it’s not just me.

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Don’t forget it can cause memory loss.

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This squirrel stole my drink.

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I made an under construction area of work better.

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English is hard

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These real estate photos.

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Is it cool if I park this here?

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Doing yard work outside my home, completely oblivious to the Google street-view camera car rolling by and exposing my crack to the world.

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