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10 steps to survive a global pandemic

February 10, 2020

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Funny Pictures – January 1, 2020

This sign I found at a local movie theater. via I always wanted to go to “Bob’s Burgers and EW” via Arrfff.. via I guess the last sign wasn’t doing the trick.. via Local game shop had a driver run through the front window a couple weeks ago. Their new window decal. via Dave’s New Year’s snacks for couples. via Slow down! via No Smoking.. via My cat is astonished by air travel. via Found you, you son of a bitch. via Mom asked me to decorate for our NYE party. via I can relate. via Best bank ever via Painted this for my brother for Christmas. via Gotta catch ‘em all. via Wall decal that my 5 year old niece HAD to have. via I work at McDonald’s and someone ordered some air.. via My cat is not happy about the new year. via My child got this toy for Christmas. via 2019 has been extended via Happy New Year from Odd Stuff

Funny Pictures – April 12, 2019

Should’ve made it “Big Dong Energy”. via Greetings from Wisconsin. via Been here for 6 hours, now waiting for someone else to take over. via I just saw this in the car in front of me. via No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. via Brexit Beer Deal via Can’t even put half your finger in them! via Sofa king funny via Minnesota potholes via My favourite photo of the wife (taken a few years ago, still funny.) via Stray Shopping Carts Field Guide via This road sign in Arkansas via Ain’t that the tooth. via Watching my parents’ house. Do these things last forever? via Could I have some coffee? via

Funny Pictures – January 7, 2020

Movie night with mom and dad. via Aussie barbershop via 2019 was harsh for some. via The life of a college student, as seen on this library whiteboard. via Seems a bit unnecessary. via I’ve lost control. via Morning Morons via He’s not a big fan. via Saw this during car pool this morning. via Imagine getting this card. via I’ll take this as payment. via How to get rid of a Christmas tree. via My husband forgot to get toilet paper. via The council shall decide your fate. via Finger pulp via Those antlers are on top of my car. via This I should get as a tattoo. via In my spare time I enjoy photoshopping animals into things. I call this one ‘Floofpaste’. via animalsinthings I created a pair of mittens with a solo finger, so you can still flip them off. via This Batman cake design from a local bakery. via

Funny Pictures – December 12, 2017

May I feet? via I’m not sure Fox News thought this graphic through. via When you’re depressed but you still need to be in the Christmas spirit. via Guy in my town really knows how to decorate for the holidays. via My husband always got colored pencils for his birthday and Christmas growing up, and he hates them because he’s colorblind. He’s wanted an iPhone forever, so today I bought him one and this is how I wrapped it. via Teen Jeopardy. via It was a simpler time. via I’ll bet this was a drunk idea gone right. via Can’t wait to get a kiss under the missile toe this year. via Mommy’s little monster meets Santa & Krampus. via “For Christmas, I would like a new ball and a smoking jacket.” via A bitter man’s dying wish. via My grandpa sends me this every time I’m on my phone next to him. via Following the masses. via This is what you get for a Christmas tree with limited resources in a Hospital. via Snowdog keeps you company when stuck in

Funny Pictures – March 24, 2019

We have worn out our welcome. via Mid 60`s safety controls. via Toothless motorbike. via When all you want is for your dad to be a normal dad. via Someone took the Harry Potter theme of the bridal shower a bit too seriously. via Baskin Robbins saw a chance and took it. via I asked my toddler for a cup of tea and she nailed it. via It’s not a bug… via So I was at the fair the other day… via T-Rextriever via I’m on holiday in Vietnam and this was one of the bun choices at lunch today. via Nepenthes, also known as the Tropical Pitcher plant. via Hiding from the wife, bar phone rates. via Scottish tour boats on Loch Ness have window decals so everyone can spot Nessie. via The alignment of Uranus. via My grandfather bought this neck massager online. He thinks it’s interesting that this model is also waterproof. via

Funny Pictures – February 15, 2020

I identify as this mannequin. via Vitamin C section via My sim just took her glass of wine with her on a jog. What a mood. via The Valentine’s Day card I bought for my husband. via Scary meat via Just moved to a new apartment with some interesting neighbors. via Saw this at the airport while waiting to pick someone up. via Wife and I arguing over what this says. via Free hugs via Amazing what you can do with money. via Floofy Cat via Hold on tight. via I bought a card, she made a card. She wins, hands down. via A book on my friend’s bar. via My dad’s valentine’s card on the left, compared to my mom’s. via

Funny Pictures – March 1, 2019

Friend heard some strange noises out back and flicked his light on.. via Times are hard. via We made the best of all the snow. via Wife is decorating with moss for spring, so I added Moss Man. Think she’ll notice? via Naturally what you do if you live in apartment 314 via Nope, still a ghost. via Yes, of course I know what a horse looks like… via My professor has defined college via Asses via Had a really nice walk with my 19 month old today. via Its my boss’s last day tomorrow, decided to pay my respects. via Priority Seat via Smells like disappointment. via What the hell Chris. via The hero we need via Looks like R2-D2 got repurposed. via Today’s Specials via Lunch with a friend via Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. via This Lady’s profile picture on Facebook. via

Funny Pictures – November 8, 2017

Why my city wife refuses to go into my country parents’ back yard. via The guy in the office across the street has the most majestically aligned deer rack mounted on the wall across from his desk. via I’ve heard of “painting yourself into a corner” but my wife took it a step further. I don’t even know… via Given my luck, it will probably be while I’m driving. via My school is taking the vaping “problem” a bit too seriously… via How to ace an interview. via We’re truly witnessing something rare, as the wild SUV takes a drink out of the pond. It has traveled many miles to quench its thirst. via Italian Army recruitment. via Please don’t throw cigarette butts in urinal. via Sure you can live without a triceratops taco holder… But do you WANT to? via Life lessons from Fresh Off the Boat. via I wasn’t informed we were doing a ‘look slightly to the left’ photo. via I was wondering what that stain was in the elevator this morning… Then I found this posted t

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