Funny Pictures – February 7, 2019

My friend drives a bus. Today he did something you should never do.

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Benefits of breaking your neck #1: No need for sunglasses.

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If you don’t feed Winston on time, he refuses to look at you. He just stares angrily at the wall until his bowl is full.

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My neighbors yard maintenance company.

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Money Lisa

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Michael gets declined by NASA

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…So then I said, “Retriever? I don’t even know her!”

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Moved into a new apartment and forgot to bring a wine bottle opener. So I thought “screw it”.

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Fossilized sloth

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Good Ole Seattle

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Right on Target

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My friend lost a bet where I could choose his haircut for the next month. This is the result.

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I’m too old to be this excited about this shirt. I don’t care.

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Took my buddy to the Grand Canyon for the first time today… Spectacular views all around.

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No love?

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This woman’s obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life…

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Hey! That’s me!

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